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Jul 21, 2014 / 132,525 notes

westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

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Jul 21, 2014 / 5,814 notes

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makemysongtakeflight:

Dinner game: on point. Jerk chicken, brown rice, and a kale salad #sohappy (at Fordam University)
Jul 21, 2014 / 1 note

makemysongtakeflight:

Dinner game: on point. Jerk chicken, brown rice, and a kale salad #sohappy (at Fordam University)

Jul 21, 2014 / 109,892 notes

alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

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Jul 21, 2014

I want a guy who will sing with me

Jul 21, 2014 / 5,359 notes

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  1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt
  2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last
  3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get
  4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out.
  5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about
  6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window
  7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories
  8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible
  9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless
  10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog
  11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts
  12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse
  13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door.
  14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up.
  15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters
  16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself.
  17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder.
  18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat.
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Jul 21, 2014 / 224,076 notes
unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal
Jul 21, 2014 / 123,327 notes

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

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Jul 21, 2014 / 98,216 notes
pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101
Jul 21, 2014 / 111,174 notes

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

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Jul 21, 2014 / 571 notes

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Jul 21, 2014 / 2,797 notes

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Jul 21, 2014 / 348,249 notes

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

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Jul 21, 2014 / 126,415 notes

scienceslut:

I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.

Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.

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Jul 21, 2014 / 496,565 notes

sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

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